Cities are weird

1) There was an angry mime yelling at a camera guy on the corner by my apartment. Apparently he's not a very good mime.

2) There are a few celebrity hot spots on my workout route. If I didn't find them so annoying, it would be an exciting discovery. I get to deal with paparazzi glaring at me in all of my sweaty glory when they realize I'm not an approaching star. I'm not sure what tips them off ... ... ...

3) Speaking of workouts, I've started writing workout haikus. Here's the latest:

Nose pressed against glass
Photog' catches shopping star
I pass by smirking.

1 comment:

Alex said...

I think perhaps the 3 things you mentioned are really LA phenomena, not cities... LA.