10.10.2011

True.

Me: When I'm really down, I smash my feelings in the face until they pass out, drag their unconscious body to the trunk of my car, then dump them in the sea. But, like all good super villians, they always come back for a sequel.

Friend: Supervillian is an interesting word for something you brutally assault and try to murder.

Me: Feelings are unnatural, goshdarnit. ;) Also, good point.