Dear Internet

I'm kinda worn out at the moment. Sorry for the lack of updates.

Warm regards,



Diary of a klutz...

May 30, 2009
Dined at fancy, schmancy crowded restaurant. Thought swanky booth was longer than it actually was. Landed hard on pride and bruised my ego, among other things. Still sore.

June 7, 2009
Punched self in boob.

June 7, 2009
Diligently hopped on exercise bike in a futile attempt at weight loss. Pedaled backwards to accommodate sore muscles. Foot slipped out of pedal, pedal collided with shin. Purple-y-black bruise appeared.



Well, I'm going to this to do some reporting tomorrow.

This evening I'm hitting up a cocktail reception. Normally I'd be all about dressing up, but how exactly do nerdy types prepare for these things? I can easily imagine a sea of blue jeans with nary a shimmery dress in sight.