Diary of a klutz...

May 30, 2009
Dined at fancy, schmancy crowded restaurant. Thought swanky booth was longer than it actually was. Landed hard on pride and bruised my ego, among other things. Still sore.

June 7, 2009
Punched self in boob.

June 7, 2009
Diligently hopped on exercise bike in a futile attempt at weight loss. Pedaled backwards to accommodate sore muscles. Foot slipped out of pedal, pedal collided with shin. Purple-y-black bruise appeared.


♥Jozee said...

lol nice work

Charity said...

May 15, 2009 (day before my wedding): dumped myself out of a balloon basket. That is right. DUMPED. MYSELF!!!!! Out of a basket feet tall. Skinned knees and huge bruises.