Boyfriend: I spilled Cheeto's whole bag of food.
Me: Yikes. How much of it did she eat before you shooed her away?
Boyfriend: Not that much. I guess I have to go to the store.
Me: You're throwing it out?
Boyfriend: Yeah.
Me: It's not like she doesn't normally eat stuff off of the floor.
Boyfriend: You think it's okay to put it back in the bag?
Me: She licks sidewalks. So, yes.

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